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I'm Fat Because Everytime I Fuck Your Dad He Pour Bacon Grease Down My Throat.
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My Boyfriend Fucks Like A Lesbian.
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Some Of You Would Rather Top A Twink Than Stop And Think.
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Haters Will See You Walk On Water And Say He Can't Swim.
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You Come Into To My House? Suck My Dick? Call Me Gay?
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Cum Map (Canada, USA and Mexico).
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Sir Cumcision.
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Everything You Heard About Me Is True Especially The Gay Stuff.
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Sir, A Second Penis Has Just Entered My Ass.
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I Eat Pussy And Microplastics.
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I Do Not Think Therefore I Do Not Am.
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