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In America, The Ruling Class Distracts The Peasantry By Having CEOs Compete Over Who Can Take The Manliest Bite Of A Cheeseburger While They Carpet Bomb The Middle East.
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Feel Free To Dress Slutty At My Funeral It's What I Would've Wanted.
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