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Motherfucker I'm Eel.
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Now I Am Become Death Destroyer of Worlds.
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Microplastics Are Not Fantastic.
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I make the THX sound when I cum.
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Women don't respect me, fish don't fear me.
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I'm The Cum Man.
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DILDOS (Dude I Love Doing Outdoor Stuff)
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I Changed My Name At Ellis Island To Pussyslayer69.
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Hang In There, Dudes.
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I Won't See The Light Of Heaven.
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She's Jacking My Beanstalk.
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E Is For Eating Ass.
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Fuck It We Ball.
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Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened.
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I don't know if life is a tragedy or a comedy but thank fuck it's not a musical.
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