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Hot Dog Powered Fuck Machine.
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I Hate Hot Dogs (Just Kidding Can You Imagine?)
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I Got AIDS (All I Devour: Sausages)
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I Got IBS (I Be Suckin' These Dogs Down).
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I Got BPD (I Be Puttin' Dogs Down My Throat).
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The Only BMI I Care About Is Buns, Mustard and Ingestion.
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The Only SSRIs I Take Are Stadium Sausages Recklessly Ingested.
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When God Closes A Door I Start Banging And Screaming Please Please Please Please.
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Goodbye Seasonal Depression Hello Body Dysmorphia.
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We're We Here Fuck We're Shit Queer Up.
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Rest Now Brother.
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I'm At My Clit's End.
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I Did Not Steal 12 Tons of Kit Kat Bars in Central Italy on March 28, 2026.
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God Forbid A White Boy Get A Little Locomotion.
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