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Be The Person Your Dog Thinks Killed Hitler.

Be The Person Your Dog Thinks Killed Hitler.

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You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (Worldwide) (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (Worldwide) (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Length (East Asia) (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ¾ 29 ½ 30 ¼
Width (East Asia) (inches) 18 ½ 19 ¾ 20 ⅞ 22 23 ¼
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (Worldwide) (cm) 71 74 77 79 83 85
Width (Worldwide) (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71
Length (East Asia) (cm) 67 70 73 75 77 0
Width (East Asia) (cm) 47 50 53 56 59 0

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Based on 431 reviews
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Recieved in a timely manner looks good!

Amazing

Be prepared for endless compliments and everyone asking where you bought it.

Great shirt. I received more compliments than expected. My only advice is don't sweat too much around the neck area. It will turn into bacon lol

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I Got That Frog In Me.
Stephanie Bailey
Frog

I like frogs 10/10

The hat is tall and feels cheap, not a fan

not the biggest fan of the quality of the hat, kinda tall and cheap feeling

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Sailor Moo Deng.
Marissa Smallwood
Perfect

Good quality, design is adorable, shirt is soft and comfortable, would buy again. I love moo deng

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Moo Deng (Metal).
Derek Swanson
Everybody loves it

But most people don't know anything about it

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Heaven's Gate Sweater.
Megan Jarrett

Really soft sweater, and has a good amount of stretch. I might size up for a more oversized fit - I’m usually a small, but the medium fits pretty well.

Very high-quality print, fast shipping.

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I'm Stuck In Horny Jail.
Haley Stone-Knowlton

This has to be my fav shirt. 10/10 recommend

Love it!!

Graphic was much larger than I thought. High quality as well

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Arabic Fishing Hat.
Yair EXPOSITO
Good quality

Fireeeee

Waaayyy better than i expected

super comfortable shirt with quality print

Good quality shirt. Product as described...

I got this for my bandmate and she loves it 🤓😍

Great for an Ecologist with brainrot

Love it

Love this shirt!

It rules

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Hat.
Alexandre Berube

hat

Bought as a birthday gift for my boyfriend, he loved it and so does everyone who sees it!

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Heaven's Gate Hat.
jaxson miller
5 stars

Perfect

Superb

Good quality baseball cap!

Got it for a birthday, arrived quickly and the graphic was good quality. 10/10 would order again.